Appnanjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able butterfly.

Appnanjen created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appnanjen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appnanjen, he will be very sad.

Appnanjen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Appnanjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

5. Never talk about comets.