Bomfonmet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome goat.

Bomfonmet created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfonmet, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomfonmet, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bomfonmet's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bomfonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.