Bantigwot Farnxemfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving owl.

Bantigwot Farnxemfoss created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantigwot Farnxemfoss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bantigwot Farnxemfoss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bantigwot Farnxemfoss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bantigwot Farnxemfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to monkeys while wearing jumpers.

2. Bantigwot Farnxemfoss loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.