Dadjincad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witty jellyfish.

Dadjincad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjincad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadjincad, it will manifest in front of you.

Dadjincad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dadjincad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never talk about special relativity near rats while wearing pink rings.

5. Do not stand on grass.