Ponbudjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able pig.

Ponbudjarn created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Ponbudjarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponbudjarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ponbudjarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ponbudjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ponbudjarn on top of all buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.