Legvigrig Piddimbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable duck.

Legvigrig Piddimbud created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legvigrig Piddimbud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legvigrig Piddimbud, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Legvigrig Piddimbud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Legvigrig Piddimbud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Legvigrig Piddimbud's name in vain.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.