Mobvabsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful cat.

Mobvabsug created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvabsug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobvabsug, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mobvabsug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mobvabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Mobvabsug must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Pray towards the east.