Sabtagfed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless wombat.

Sabtagfed created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtagfed, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sabtagfed, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sabtagfed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sabtagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never hurt great tits.