Gidbutfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, caring dingo.

Gidbutfit created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbutfit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gidbutfit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidbutfit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gidbutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Gidbutfit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. You must pray to Gidbutfit four times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.