Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing brown tights and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Put Gedlinbodbonkflamxucgar Nillhapwod first in all things.