Gutdoddav is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tiresome coyote.

Gutdoddav created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Gutdoddav, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gutdoddav, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gutdoddav's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gutdoddav's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Gutdoddav.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gutdoddav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.