Ingdabpark is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring badger.

Ingdabpark created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingdabpark, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingdabpark, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ingdabpark's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ingdabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed turnips to aardvarks while wearing fawn kilts.