Vidrulgon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous hare.

Vidrulgon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidrulgon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidrulgon, it will turn you into a goat.

Vidrulgon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vidrulgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing turquoise kilts.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.