Barnrillarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent jackal.

Barnrillarn created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnrillarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnrillarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Barnrillarn's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Barnrillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Always obey Barnrillarn's priests.