Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering duck.

Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod, she will cry a lot.

Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kamgamlab Xinfighugpod on top of all buildings.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.