Dapgamvab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable cat.

Dapgamvab created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgamvab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dapgamvab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dapgamvab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dapgamvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dapgamvab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.