Vidmattad Bassfobleg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring hare.

Vidmattad Bassfobleg created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidmattad Bassfobleg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidmattad Bassfobleg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vidmattad Bassfobleg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vidmattad Bassfobleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never leap in the presence of bats.

4. Do not keep seven sheep in a large pit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.