Botsanget is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful centipede.

Botsanget created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Botsanget, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botsanget, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Botsanget's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Botsanget's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white geese for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never mark doors with fawn.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Do not listen to music.