Yarpflamcin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust dryad.

Yarpflamcin created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpflamcin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarpflamcin, it will remove you from existence.

Yarpflamcin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yarpflamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never think about amino acids.