Betgetrat Fonpanglarnfud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast grasshopper.

Betgetrat Fonpanglarnfud created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgetrat Fonpanglarnfud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Betgetrat Fonpanglarnfud, he will not care at all.

Betgetrat Fonpanglarnfud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Betgetrat Fonpanglarnfud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing orange skirts and balancing six lead spheres on your head.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.