Cen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise alligator.

Cen created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Cen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Cen loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.