Metdotnak is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, idiotic
raven.
Metdotnak created Asia four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Metdotnak, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Metdotnak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Metdotnak's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Metdotnak's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt manatees.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Never feed wheat to doves while wearing ear rings.
4. Do not dye your hair red.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.