Kadrignarl is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring
chicken.
Kadrignarl created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kadrignarl, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kadrignarl, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Kadrignarl's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Kadrignarl's Holy Commandments1. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not skip in public.
4. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing gray corsets and balancing seven silver spheres on your chest.
5. Never talk about cell theory.