Yatfarrow is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring jellyfish.

Yatfarrow created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yatfarrow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatfarrow, it will send you a sign.

Yatfarrow's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yatfarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing gray shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Yatfarrow.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Yatfarrow must be the most important thing in your life.
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