Cetmigcum is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, amazing
dingo.
Cetmigcum created snails five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetmigcum, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cetmigcum, it will laugh at you.
Cetmigcum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Cetmigcum's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Do not take Cetmigcum's name in vain.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not hurt snakes.