Cetmigcum is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing dingo.

Cetmigcum created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetmigcum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetmigcum, it will laugh at you.

Cetmigcum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cetmigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not take Cetmigcum's name in vain.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt snakes.