Nansawlim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable bee.

Nansawlim created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nansawlim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nansawlim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nansawlim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nansawlim's Holy Commandments

1. Nansawlim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Do not kill shrews.