Nansawlim is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable
bee.
Nansawlim created humankind seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nansawlim, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nansawlim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nansawlim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Nansawlim's Holy Commandments1. Nansawlim must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always look after injured dolphins.
5. Do not kill shrews.