Quaffiglen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak camel.

Quaffiglen created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaffiglen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quaffiglen, he will turn you into a rock.

Quaffiglen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quaffiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.