Jablimfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish deer.

Jablimfoss created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Jablimfoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jablimfoss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jablimfoss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jablimfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jablimfoss.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.