Wikbafvagapp is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, boastful
manatee.
Wikbafvagapp created the cosmos six million years ago.
If you believe in
Wikbafvagapp, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Wikbafvagapp, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Wikbafvagapp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Wikbafvagapp's Holy Commandments1. Never wear pink shirts.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Always help capybaras.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never feed lots of rice to hamsters while wearing blue ear rings.