Wikbafvagapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, boastful manatee.

Wikbafvagapp created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Wikbafvagapp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wikbafvagapp, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Wikbafvagapp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wikbafvagapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shirts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lots of rice to hamsters while wearing blue ear rings.