Nabnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent dragon.

Nabnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabnarl, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabnarl, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nabnarl's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing red shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.