Nabnarl is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent
dragon.
Nabnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nabnarl, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nabnarl, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Nabnarl's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Nabnarl's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not hop in public.
4. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing red shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.