Zoddossflag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody salamander.

Zoddossflag created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Zoddossflag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zoddossflag, she will turn you into a rat.

Zoddossflag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zoddossflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never laugh near bats.
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