Lanfumsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring badger.

Lanfumsid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanfumsid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lanfumsid, it will turn you into a mole.

Lanfumsid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Lanfumsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.