Lanfumsid is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring
badger.
Lanfumsid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lanfumsid, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Lanfumsid, it will turn you into a mole.
Lanfumsid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Lanfumsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not drink water in green rooms.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not wear orange clothing.