Flowkabgup is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful
rhinoceros.
Flowkabgup created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowkabgup, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Flowkabgup, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Flowkabgup's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Flowkabgup's Holy Commandments1. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowkabgup.
5. Always obey Flowkabgup's priests.