Tamlintinyimham is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring
meerkat.
Tamlintinyimham created water five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tamlintinyimham, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tamlintinyimham, he will be mildly annoyed.
Tamlintinyimham's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Tamlintinyimham's Holy Commandments1. Never eat aubergines.
2. Never talk about archaea.
3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Do not stand on grass.