Vegkiprull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful otter.

Vegkiprull created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vegkiprull, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegkiprull, he will torture you forever.

Vegkiprull's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vegkiprull's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Vegkiprull in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn five new languages a year.
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