Cepgidveen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty capybara.

Cepgidveen created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgidveen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cepgidveen, she will curse you with boils.

Cepgidveen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cepgidveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cepgidveen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed rice to porpoises while wearing boots.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cepgidveen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing indigo stockings and balancing three iron spheres on your head.
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