Popyakbun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy narwhal.

Popyakbun created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Popyakbun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popyakbun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Popyakbun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Popyakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.