Popyakbun is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, happy
narwhal.
Popyakbun created time and space twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Popyakbun, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Popyakbun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Popyakbun's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Popyakbun's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.
4. Never eat pineapples.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.