Ren Xenbumwod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil centaur.

Ren Xenbumwod created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ren Xenbumwod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ren Xenbumwod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ren Xenbumwod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ren Xenbumwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ren Xenbumwod loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Ren Xenbumwod must be the most important thing in your life.