Nurttankom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, two-faced clam.

Nurttankom created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurttankom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurttankom, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nurttankom's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nurttankom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nurttankom on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Nurttankom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear green shoes.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.