Xuckimxin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful beaver.

Xuckimxin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckimxin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckimxin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xuckimxin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Xuckimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never go into blue rooms.