Jadstragyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous bear.

Jadstragyatt created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jadstragyatt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadstragyatt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jadstragyatt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jadstragyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jadstragyatt.

5. Do not shave your arms.