Bingupflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless naga.

Bingupflan created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingupflan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bingupflan, she will strike you with lightening.

Bingupflan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bingupflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always help porpoises in need.