Ladmabflanvag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented walrus.

Ladmabflanvag created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ladmabflanvag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladmabflanvag, it will curse you with boils.

Ladmabflanvag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ladmabflanvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.