Veghuntad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic gerbil.

Veghuntad created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veghuntad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veghuntad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Veghuntad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Veghuntad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.