Hitartnill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet shark.

Hitartnill created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitartnill, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hitartnill, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hitartnill's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hitartnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if nine whales approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about otters.