Bopflapfom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional octopus.

Bopflapfom created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Bopflapfom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopflapfom, he will send you a sign.

Bopflapfom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bopflapfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Bopflapfom's priests.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Bopflapfom on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.