Bontimomin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair bird.

Bontimomin created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bontimomin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bontimomin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bontimomin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bontimomin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.