Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful salamander.

Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Flagcatwon Rullwatgom Himditbat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Pray towards the west.