Miftargbid Hambephit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered coyote.

Miftargbid Hambephit created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miftargbid Hambephit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Miftargbid Hambephit, it will be very unhappy.

Miftargbid Hambephit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Miftargbid Hambephit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing hats.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to great tits while wearing violet corsets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.