Wodflapcissbarn Femarnfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, grumpy otter.

Wodflapcissbarn Femarnfoss created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Wodflapcissbarn Femarnfoss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wodflapcissbarn Femarnfoss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wodflapcissbarn Femarnfoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wodflapcissbarn Femarnfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.