Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring yak.

Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Lunnabnartapbondonsadcib loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never jump in the presence of nematodes.