Satnulsadbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, almighty
rat.
Satnulsadbaf created dark energy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Satnulsadbaf, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Satnulsadbaf, he will be mildly annoyed.
Satnulsadbaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Satnulsadbaf's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never paint your face black.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always help frogs.