Queegwabnan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow beaver.

Queegwabnan created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Queegwabnan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegwabnan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Queegwabnan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Queegwabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Run away if five rats approach from the north.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegwabnan.
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